Random Thoughts For The Hilarious Welshman Friday September 21, 2007

Alright, I’m not particularly fond of the Welsh. Mainly because I once had a sadistic Welshman as a prof who was completely incomprehensible and constantly smelt like the bog; but Welsh stand-up comic Rhod Gilbert (The Luggage Guy from my previous post) has had me skiting for the past few days.

The combination of his accent and his delivery are pure genius. He’s no Tracey Morgen, but he’s fahking close. Check out the second part of his stick at the Comedy Store on You Tube or just absorb the Third part of his show below.

Warning: It starts off talking about sex shops – therefore it’s probably NSFW.

First – The Foo-est Nerd in the world slams Paris Hilton. Long live Dave Grohl.

Second – ... And then Vince admits that he’s in love with her.

Third – The big news in the world of English Premier Football is that the oddly eccentric and brilliant manager José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix (or the Special One for short) has walked away from Chelski. Stylish, hilarious and the possibly the best manager in the game – I would hate to be a Chelsea F.C. supporter right now.

Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 percent sure that the melon is good. Sometimes you have beautiful melons but they don’t taste very good and some other melons are a bit ugly and when you open them, the taste is fantastic. – The Special One

Fourth – Can’t go wrong with a bright blue Twitter Shirt.

Fifth – Looks like poor George has bailed of his bike. I’ll admit that that Hour is totally a Canadian comfort that I missed dearly in Ireland. Hopefully this doesn’t mess up the new season.

Sixth – The most pointless addition to any lyrics web site. (thnx kottke.org)

Seventh – For all those Man-At-Arms fans a pretty classic He-man Desktop Wallpaper. And for all those dudes who where hugged by their mum a little too much a wicked She-ra Desktop Wallpaper.

Eight – American Apparel Models Freed in Midnight Raid – Priceless! (thanxs D.A.)

Nine – For the record. Yes, I am back home in Calgary.

Categories: The-Random, The-Football, The Humourous, The Inane, The Music, The Pop-Culture, The T-Shirts, The Urban

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