Yard Sale Thursday July 12, 2007

So in anticipation of the big move at the end of the month; yours truly is having his two week c.t.overdrive yard sale. If you have any interested in this amazing collection of ridiculous crap feel free to drop by and take it away from me.

• A wide variety of canned vegan products and exotic spices.
• An incomplete collection of hand-crafted limited edition IKEA dinner wear.
• A set of antique Spalding Golf Clubs – circa 1968. (Vintage bag not included)
• An assortment of half opened board games. (Trivial Pursuit and Star Wars Monopoly)
• A laundry list of broken dreams.
• Dozens of borrowed stein glasses, pint glasses and pitchers from various eating establishments.
• Some dead and half-dead plants.
• A slightly charred George Foreman Grill.
• A Landing Beacon Florescent Light.
• An assortment of pretentious metro-sexual teas and tea pots.
• The 9 issues of Details I purchased just before realizing just how gay that magazine really is. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
• A half used Ricky Bobby Calendar.
• An assortment of Art and Architecture art supplies.
• One left Adidas shoe.
• A Degree in Urban Studies and a Minor in Fine Arts from the University of Calgary. (Warning you also get a plate full of Student Loans with this one)

Sorry the Sumo Bean Bag chair has been spoken for.

Categories: The-Inane, The-Humourous, The Craziness

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