Random Thoughts For Mo' Money & Mo' Problems Thursday May 17, 2007

I’m a sucker. I was trying to restrain myself from my horrible Threadless addiction… I wasn’t going to buy the shirt ... I just wasn’t going to do it … I need to stop buying these shirts … Then I saw the video and thought about orange jumpsuits, wind tunnels, fireworks and the late 90’s …

Today I’m $15 dollars lighter…

Throw your rollies in tha sky, wave them from side-to-side! (pssssssst!)

First – Huguenot?

Second – Inappropriately amazing e-cards. I could send out the Someday we should go to rehab together card to at least nine people and it would be oh so true.

Third – Excited Red Sox Fans Eagerly Await Debut Of Matsuzaka’s ‘Ultimate Galactic Dragon Gyroball Pitch Power Explosion.’ Oh JAM!

Fourth – I don’t think you understand, It’s cute dogs on roof tops!

Fifth – The Lilley Allen interview from the Hour.

Sixth – A Very Dramatic Reading of a Bad Break-up Letter – Absolutely hilarious! The site might not be safe for work. (via The big NOOB)

I know you still like me but i don’t like you i don’t care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me I will never like you again…

As a fun game, count the number of times he starts to crack up during the reading.

Seventh – The single greatest description of a soccer game on Canadian soil I have ever read. I would have loved to have been there. It sounds like MLS soccer is a live and kicking in Canada … All we need to do know is fix up the national team and things will be golden.

Eighth – Mike Patton hates Wolfmother. Well then Mike, I have to admit that I’m an idiot. Because Wolfmother is my guilty pleasure.

Categories: The-Random, The-T-Shirts, The Blogosphere, The Craziness, The Football, The Humourous, The Music


I wonder if there’s a break up card of the ‘you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons’ variety. I would totally send that one out.

Margo · May 17, 09:42 pm · #permalink


I agree with Mike Patton.Any band that sells it’s songs to car commercials has no credibility at all.

Dean · May 17, 11:27 pm · #permalink


one of the greatest passages by the notorious big.

Where the true players at?
Throw your rollies in the sky
Wave em side to side and keep your hands high
While I give your girl the eye, player please
Lyrically, niggaz see, b.i.g.
Be flossin jig on the cover of fortune
Five double oh, heres my phone number
Your man aint got to know, I got to go
Got the flow down pizat, platinum plus
Like thizat, dangerous
On trizack, leave your ass blizzack

dan · May 18, 11:16 am · #permalink


To tell you the truth, the Sorry For what i said During my Blackout is actually the card I would send out the most….err…

The best thing about Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems is that he rhymes blizzack with pizat … Now that is lyrical genius.

I’m not going to make a comment on the car thing. “Float On” was featured in a car commercial. I love Modest Mouse, but i despise the Ford Focus. What’s a fan going to do?

cto · May 18, 08:26 pm · #permalink

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