Oh Jose, Say it ain’t so!
You’ve gone from the toast of Montreal, to a one-night fling with Paris Hilton. Now you’re out on the street. Your woman doesn’t want anything to do with you. Oh Jose! What were you thinking? How did you not know that Paris Hilton is Queen of the Harpies. Queen of the Haaarpies she is! She’s just going to use you. Oh Jose!
First – Volkswagen has rechristen it’s line of VW Golfs as the new Rabbit Let me get this straight the new Rabbits are actually just the American Golfs, but more expensive. I’m not a car enthusiast but the reintroduction of the Rabbit peaked my interest. I even contemplated purchasing one. Now that I know it’s just a more expensive version of the Golf, maybe I’ll hold off and cross the boarder to purchase an American version.
Second – Alright with what should be the last two hockey related story for at least a couple of months. The Anaheim Ducks finally revealed their new jerseys. It’s too bad they didn’t keep that Duck Hunt shoulder patch. That would have been pretty hilarious. On another note, those crazy Carolina Hurricanes really know how to one up Edmonton. First they win the cup and now the whole team goes out and trashes Raliegh.
I have never seen a scarier bunch group of people … They all had scraggily looking beards and they reeked of sweat and alcohol. They were screaming things like ‘We fucking did it!’ and ‘Stanley!’ ... Sherwood suffered a mild concussion as well as facial lacerations after being forced to drink warm champagne out of “some type of weird bird-bath.”
Priceless
Third – It is time to enlist and chose your side in the great debate of 2006. Are you pro-clogs? Or are you anti-clogs?
At ctoverdrive, we’ve been pro-clogs since 2002. I own one hellova a pair of Puma clogs. Although they could be the smelliest things alive, they are mine and they are comfortable. Any woman who prevents their significant other from wear clogs, should join the Paris Hilton – Queen of the Harpies on her throne Evil.
Via la Clogs! (Well at least the Puma Variety)
Fourth – To start the weekend off Gnarls Barkley vs. The Beastie Boys.
Wait for it … Wait for it … Yes that track is guaranteed fresh, Grand Royal style!
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