Random Thoughts for a Fake Plastic Friday Friday May 12, 2006

Today I’m off to an Industry Conference at the ol’ Corral. This event is a little more low key and directed towards personal networking. Since it is pretty obvious my furture has no real direction in the industry, the confrence is the perfect excuse to get out of the office. Maybe learn some new aspects of the energy industry, but more importantly today gives me a chance to pull out my fake shit eating grin.

See nothing beats going to a confrence and pasting on a big Fake Plastic smile. There is a lot of swindlers and players leftover from the old school/boys club and bullshitting is still openly practised. So today is the perfect opportunity to run around calling people sonsovabitches and dishing out firm hand shakes, all with a huge shit eating grin on my face! I love it.

First – Wow, I like Dion as much as the next guy, but this is a little much.

Second – Two of the erieest Headlines from MSNBC. Missing Hiker Saves Couple and Worker Finds Baby’s Arm in Sewer Sick and weird. Is this the Weekly World News?

Third – From Youtube.com the orginial 13-minute version of Wes Anderson’s Bottle Rocket.

Fourth – Who isn’t jealous of this little warrior. Talk about rocking out life with his cock out! (From Flickr)

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