Amonte Saturday March 24, 2007

After last night’s debauchery, I’ve coined a new term today. That term is The Amonte.

I don’t know if you’ve watched the flames at all this season, but the play of Tony Amonte is a sight to be seen. Boy’s playing hard and skating fast. Pouring his heart and soul out on every shift only to be rewarded by hitting post or even worse blowing a tire and ending up sprawled out by the corner boards. It’s excruciatingly painful to watch and hilarious at the same time.

A Tony Amonte is when you do a perfect preparation for your big presentation only to sleep in and miss the first five minutes of the meeting. A Tony Amonte is when you act all smooth and debonair for weeks and then drop a drunken phone call. It’s being perfect and then boning the entire play up at the last second. That’s a fucking Tony Amonte.

Update: Exhibit A From the Flames vs. Chicago game.

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