A friend of mine recently went to San Antonio for a business conference. For corporate reasons, I asked him to pick up some Armadillo paraphernalia. He brought back a couple of things, including a pooping Armadillo.
Yes, that’s right it used to be a pooping Armadillo. I say used to be, because during one of many phone conversations this week I accidentally squeezed out all of the plastic donkey. For some reason I still can’t get over the fact that this tiny little plastic armadillo contained so much plastic brown goo in it. I’m also pretty sure that this mystery goo will one day give me some rare skin disease.