FastForward 2006 Readers Poll Monday August 21, 2006

Ah, the end of summer and time once again for FastForward’s Yearly Readers Poll. Usually this is a yearly right of passage for myself. Unfortunately, I just didn’t have the time to enter in my picks. So rather than sulk about it, I’ll just add my annoying opinions to some of the shockers. But before I start, I’d like to point out a pretty concise article of on the state of our fair city during this economic boom.

Now, back to my unnecessary commentary.

  • Best place to pick up someone of the same sex: Broken City? WTF? Is this because of the close proximity of the sink to the urinal? Is it because the men’s bathroom is the best place to in city to stare at wang? Or is there something else I’m missing?
  • Best local slang/swear word: Edmonton. Freaking priceless!
  • Sexiest woman: Astrid Kuhn. Astrid Kuhn? Astrid Kuhn? When was Tara McCool removed from her throne of supremacy? Is this because she got pregnant this year? Are pregnant women not sexy in all their pregnant ice cream cravenness … Okay that’s too creepy, I’ll stop right there.
  • Best local actor/actress: Elisha Cuthbert. Oh no! Not Little Miss I got my own blog on nhl.com and like LOL!!! Sean Avery is like totally hot.
  • Best local band: The Dudes. Come on! People where is the Crypto love?
  • Best athlete: Jarome Iginla. It’s understandable that Jarome and Kipper are the most popular and predominant sports figures in the city, but where is Owen Hargreaves? No love for the man at the center of an international controversy?
  • Worst new trend: Skinny Pants. Always classy Calgary! Always classy!

Categories: The-Urban, The-Pop-Culture, The Craziness, The Humourous

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